Words From The Exit Wound

FUCK

Tim,

Hi, yes,I’m the movie-going public. Weird, isn’t it?

You seem to be in some kind of parallel - warp dimension, where Johnny Depp passes for a multi-faceted actor. You realise that he has played the same part in every film you’ve put him in.

Do you even tell him what the movie, or does he just turn up, and read lines?

Seriously, the only reason that a guy would put the same person in the lead role in EVERY film is that he harbours some secret desire to sleep with them. So please, shag him and get it over with. I will happily donate to buying black condoms with pictures of bats on them just so it fits in with your gothic world-vioew that permeates EVERYTHING you do. 

Or as I suspect, you’re actually just re-shooting the same film over and over and over, this whole gothic thing you do? You realise that it’s so cliched now, it’s as conformist as a Nickelback CD? I will also happily donate a considerable amount of money to help you purchase valium in an attempt to make your movies a little bit happier (but I suspect that shagging Johnny Depp will probably solve all your life’s miseries).

I could go on for hours, but I’m probably just disturbing you while you look at the next franchise you can homogenise. 

Regards,

KVN_HFN

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